tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post894232099929567334..comments2024-03-24T00:01:00.698-05:00Comments on The New Sixty: PEACE AND MY FAVORITE CLEAN JOKEArkansas Pattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-34735602319587552822017-08-14T09:53:29.330-05:002017-08-14T09:53:29.330-05:00Oh darn! Looks like I'm all caught up. Shhhh.....Oh darn! Looks like I'm all caught up. Shhhh.... It's a secret, but I'm traveling on the mainland right now visiting children and grandchildren and waiting for the eclipse. I don't like people to know I'm not at home.Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07461569436322815787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-38833831712608848332017-08-06T13:01:15.132-05:002017-08-06T13:01:15.132-05:00Video refused to load but I get the picture. I gav...Video refused to load but I get the picture. I gave up feeding as too many other critters started to come around sensing an easy meal:(<br />Both your joke and Betsy's gave cause to chuckle.Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16174142810114806410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-4989941840917508292017-07-26T17:13:20.245-05:002017-07-26T17:13:20.245-05:00That's delightful as are your hummers.That's delightful as are your hummers.Magehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17333086721654817750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-79756369455908652242017-07-23T11:36:35.730-05:002017-07-23T11:36:35.730-05:00Funny! Thanks for the laugh. Funny! Thanks for the laugh. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-82298531351336944522017-07-22T14:33:51.252-05:002017-07-22T14:33:51.252-05:00TB,
Ha ha, we would make a pair. I remember the pu...TB,<br />Ha ha, we would make a pair. I remember the punch lines but usually mess up getting there. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-20121581103138128472017-07-22T14:32:58.828-05:002017-07-22T14:32:58.828-05:00Cheryl,
Thanks, I have enjoyed the ones left in th...Cheryl,<br />Thanks, I have enjoyed the ones left in the comments also. Kind of a bonus post. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-41724280125940657932017-07-22T14:32:08.943-05:002017-07-22T14:32:08.943-05:00Maggie,
Sorry about the video. Some can see it, ot...Maggie,<br />Sorry about the video. Some can see it, others not. Don't know how to fix. This heat really has them stopping by for a slurp. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-3571606476650514952017-07-19T13:07:55.618-05:002017-07-19T13:07:55.618-05:00There are many many jokes I loved. I get them star...There are many many jokes I loved. I get them started and then can't remember the punch lines...:(troutbirderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14087811292280881959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-37661412220793671182017-07-19T10:52:21.598-05:002017-07-19T10:52:21.598-05:00Thanks for the chuckles, Patti! I loved your joke...Thanks for the chuckles, Patti! I loved your joke and all the others, too. I'm not real good at remembering jokes and I've heard my share of them. If I think of a good one, I'll come back and share it.Cheryl @ TFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15947085477739983984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-78656351224459855182017-07-19T09:39:12.721-05:002017-07-19T09:39:12.721-05:00I couldn't see the video. I love hummingbirds ...I couldn't see the video. I love hummingbirds and see a lot of them. I have never put out food for them so I guess with all the flowers and pine trees around my area they have plenty to eat. I am happy for you that you have lots of them to enjoy. Hugs and nose kisses for you Callie and Minnie from me and mine. Just Magshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05759998899852167388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-71554872433956117442017-07-19T08:39:35.887-05:002017-07-19T08:39:35.887-05:00Fran,
Ha ha ha, I loved it. Reminds me of a true s...Fran,<br />Ha ha ha, I loved it. Reminds me of a true story I may post about. I knew I could count on you. I am definitely getting some new favorites here. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-31606963312623641922017-07-19T08:38:21.066-05:002017-07-19T08:38:21.066-05:00Linda R,
When in full season I will easily have 50...Linda R,<br />When in full season I will easily have 50 of the little squabblers. They sure are fun to watch. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-29937069874293034612017-07-19T08:37:22.439-05:002017-07-19T08:37:22.439-05:00Barbara,
I am really enjoying the laughs the comme...Barbara,<br />I am really enjoying the laughs the comments are bringing. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-20733005274228297722017-07-19T08:36:34.415-05:002017-07-19T08:36:34.415-05:00Snickelfritz,
It was Johnny Carson's show but ...Snickelfritz,<br />It was Johnny Carson's show but it was his guest (can't remember who it was) who told the joke. I can still see Johnny cracking up. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-73095248324229786262017-07-19T00:56:28.047-05:002017-07-19T00:56:28.047-05:00A none-too-sharp city fellow bought a farm & d...A none-too-sharp city fellow bought a farm & decided to raise pigs. He found places to have his sow serviced at one, five & ten miles down the road. They, conveniently for this joke, charged one, five & ten dollars, respectively. He figured they're all about the same so he put the sow in the wheelbarrow & took her to the one dollar place, had her serviced & wheeled her back home. <br /><br />The next morning he looked out his window & didn't see any little pigs. He figured that the first place must have been too cheap to be any good, so he put her back in the wheelbarrow & pushed her to the five dollar stud farm, had her serviced & wheeled her back home. <br /><br />The next morning there were still no little pigs to be seen. He thought to himself, “You get what you pay for” so off to the ten dollar farm he went, pushing the sow in the wheelbarrow. <br /><br />The next morning he was too tired & achy to get out of bed so he asked his wife to look out the window & count the baby pigs. She told him, “There are no baby pigs, but the sow’s waiting in the wheelbarrow!!” Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-41005667128282617872017-07-18T21:51:44.819-05:002017-07-18T21:51:44.819-05:00All of those hummers at your feeder! Wonderful!
I...All of those hummers at your feeder! Wonderful! <br />I'm not a good joke teller or rememberer, but I do enjoy a good, clean one. Linda Reederhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07665601809156707572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-22732675540083552282017-07-18T14:29:39.382-05:002017-07-18T14:29:39.382-05:00HAHAHA. Both jokes are great. I'll be sure to...HAHAHA. Both jokes are great. I'll be sure to share them.Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16894294588507668479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-9471344735656177352017-07-18T11:58:16.474-05:002017-07-18T11:58:16.474-05:00Had to think for a second and then laughed out lou...Had to think for a second and then laughed out loud. Snickelfritzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12631235076617656175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-34704233835936836852017-07-18T11:56:55.231-05:002017-07-18T11:56:55.231-05:00Watch Jim Gaffigan. He's a family man who is a...Watch Jim Gaffigan. He's a family man who is a stand up comedian and is very funny and his jokes are clean. He's on Netflix and he also has a series on Direct tv. Snickelfritzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12631235076617656175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-86502932967038001362017-07-18T11:55:13.461-05:002017-07-18T11:55:13.461-05:00That's funny and not dark at all if you know y...That's funny and not dark at all if you know you are going to Heaven. Sounds like a joke Johnny Carson would have told. Snickelfritzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12631235076617656175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-87357786780401180202017-07-18T07:03:11.948-05:002017-07-18T07:03:11.948-05:00Kay,
Thank you and I'm delighted that Art like...Kay,<br />Thank you and I'm delighted that Art likes my posts. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-37588239030978615962017-07-18T07:01:27.808-05:002017-07-18T07:01:27.808-05:00Dee,
I know, laughter is so important to a happy,...Dee,<br /> I know, laughter is so important to a happy, healthy life. So glad this one tickled you. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-87264955554266686402017-07-18T07:00:08.343-05:002017-07-18T07:00:08.343-05:00Betsy,
I really laughed out loud. That one is a da...Betsy,<br />I really laughed out loud. That one is a dandy and may become my new favorite. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-24481964410470313912017-07-18T06:59:14.767-05:002017-07-18T06:59:14.767-05:00Djan,
Ha ha, yes it is mostly a codger joke. Sorry...Djan,<br />Ha ha, yes it is mostly a codger joke. Sorry about the video. Can't seem to fix it. It really loads slow. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1509736677359366469.post-30657343681921325522017-07-18T06:58:12.516-05:002017-07-18T06:58:12.516-05:00Jimmy,
Glad you liked it. Jimmy,<br />Glad you liked it. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.com