WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

Today my friends will write the blog with their e-mails. One is a bit ribald but not really bad. I mean, I don't care who you are, it is funny, Just hope they are new for you. Also some amazing pictures which may be photo shopped but who cares. They are wonderful. Thanks for helping me out folks.

Sometimes you can reach too far!

And when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of,

There is one thing you should always remember.......
Not everyone who shows up......Is there to help you!!!!

Thanks Larry

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A man owned a small Ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit,"says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the Rancher

Thanks Joan

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Pictures sent by Janet.

The snails are my favorite , just beautiful.

This last picture from Joan makes me realize why I am happy I am no longer kayaking in Florida

Thank you my friends.