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Monday, May 3, 2010

GYPSY BAND

Bet you think this post is going to have a musical reference but au contraire my dears, I am referring to the various groups of people that roam through out many countries. Gypsies are defined as "persons of nomadic habit of life, whatever their race or origin". I'm proud to say that for a brief time, I became a honorary gypsy.

In my much younger days while I was toodling around in my spiffy Metropolitan convertible, I made a trip from Florida to Ohio to visit family. The trip going and while there was pleasant and uneventful. Returning was another story.

On the way back to Florida, my cute car became ill. It started in West Virginia where a mechanic in a small town said my points and plugs needed adjusting. He performed the deed and sent me on my way running somewhat better. That got me maybe 100 miles when I again started chugging and spurting down the road again, very slowly.

I crawled into Virginia and again met a head scratching mechanic. My car was cute but not one most mechanics were familiar with. He said I needed new spark plug wires but had no idea where to get them. It would takes weeks to order them. He cleaned the plugs and points and again, I sputtered down the road.

Thus I lurched through the states one at a time heading south.I guess it was the ignorance of extreme youth but I was more annoyed than concerned. I was spending a lot of money on motels being fearful of driving at night.

Then on a lonely stretch of highway in Georgia, I was reduced to cruising along at about 25 miles an hour. I was beginning to get concerned. Every mechanic I saw just patched me up and sent me on. They did not have the parts needed. It was too far to turn back and I still had a long way to go to West Palm Beach.

It was early morning when I finally chugged into a rest stop on the side of the highway. In those days rest stops were merely wide spots on the side of the road with a picnic table and a trash can. Each time before I had at least made it to a town of sorts. Now I was worried for there was no town in sight. This was also way before cell phones.

A really funny looking van pulled around me and stopped in front of my car. It was actually a strange looking pick up that had wooden panels for sides and a wooden roof. Probably a homemade RV. A man sporting a head band, beard, and a loop ear ring got out and came back to my car. In those days only pirates wore ear rings. He said he had been following me and realized I was in trouble. He asked what the problem was and I told him.

We popped my hood and he took a look. About 6 vehicles of pretty strange description pulled off the road behind me. The cars and trucks were each pieced together with fenders and hoods of a variety of makes, models and colors. They were packed with people and belongings. There was little doubt as I surveyed the scene that I was surrounded by a band of gypsies. There was a brief moment of alarm as I was hemmed in but that did not linger. I sensed no threat.

Other men got out to help the fellow under my hood. When I explained the problem, they determined that there was a discharge between my plug wires and the engine. The leader showed me the spark as it jumped. He then rolled up a newspaper and shoved it between the wire and the engine. Not high tech but functional. I worried about fire but he assured me there was little danger.

When I started the car and with my newspaper buffer, it ran smooth as glass. By now my car and I were surrounded by men, women, and curious children. They said they were going to Miami and that I was welcome to travel with them in case I got in trouble again. Now I am normally an independent wench but was delighted with the company and oddly, trusted them completely.

As we continued, they nestled my little car in the middle of the caravan. I felt totally safe and comfortable for the first time since I had left Ohio. They maintained a rather slow speed and would periodically pull off the road to make sure my car was running OK. Since I had an uncle in Jacksonville, they said they would take me there. I am sure we created quite a stir toodling along as a colorful road hogging caravan.

We stopped at a rest area outside of Jacksonville for lunch. They invited me to join them for lunch which I gratefully did. They shared their food and I emptied my cooler of soft drinks. I told them I had spied a billboard for a Nash dealer and thought I could get the proper parts there. It was supposed to be on the same road we were traveling.

My gypsy band led me there with my little convertible still nestled in the middle of the pack. We all pulled into the parking lot as a mass. It was funny to see that the salesmen all stayed inside, noses glued to the windows gawking at the strange sight.

When I found out the service dept had the spark plug wires on hand, I went to my little band of friends to thank them profusely and to say goodbye. I stuck out my hand but was pulled into a smothering hug. Group hugs were shared and each in turn patted my head like a pet and made me promise I would be all right before they got in their odd vehicles and disappeared into the traffic.

Every year bands of gypsies come to Florida. Some to read palms, some to do odd jobs and some allegedly swindle people by contracting to do work but not coming through. You will never hear me bad mouth them as a group. The ones I met were a gentle, caring bunch that went way out of their way for a young woman in trouble. They asked nor expected anything in return.

I never saw them again but have never forgotten them nor their kindness.

Monday, February 15, 2016

HAD NOTHING




I don't know if you watch Big Bang Theory or Mom but they are two of my favorite, laugh out loud TV shows.  At the end of each show for about 3 seconds the producer, Chuck Lorre will flash one of his vanity cards.  If you don't have a pause feature on your TV, you will never be able to read them. I do and I always check.

The guy is really funny, his topics usually  off  the wall and will often give insight to the show though sometimes you wonder what he is smoking. Regardless, they are worth the minute to read. The last show, even without the pause feature, anyone could read for it only said," Got nothing."

That was me for today but a blogger I follow, Ginnie at Goldendaze-Ginnie was sweet enough to give me an award. Ginnie has a very interesting blog and she and I have a lot in common. If you don't go there all ready, check her out.



Thank you so much for the award and for bailing me out of a writer's block Ginnie.

I know most of you are award free blogs so instead of naming 7 bloggers to tag as required, I am going to let anyone who follows me to take up the challenge if they wish. You are all beautiful--- even you handsome fellows.

The rules are:
1. Link to the  blogger who has nominated you.
2. List seven random facts about you. 
3. Nominate seven creative, beautiful bloggers and let them know about the nomination. 

I am doing 2 out of 3 which is good for me.  I have provided links to the posts mentioned on the list if you want details but trust me, the synopsis is enough. 

1. First random fact is that I don't always follow the rules as evidenced by my handling of this award. Bad Patti.

2.  I  love gypsies.  My little car had broken down in the middle of nowhere in  south Georgia. A band of gypsies stopped to help. The men patched my car, then tucked me in the middle of their colorful group of vehicles and safely nursed me to a large town that would have the part I needed. They made me feel safe and secure.

3, I have been known to over reach which is how I became a  clown in a circus. Tried out for high wire for the Sailor Circus,forgetting I am terrified of heights. Funny but a clown costume suited me much better than the tutu.

4. I shared a wall in the hospital with the actor George Hamilton when I quit smoking.  Odd how he got all the attention from the nurses and I got zip. He did look fantastic with a 10 day growth of beard and bed hair.

5. I love Mennonites. What a caring and selfless people they are. They gave of themselves in a time of crisis when a flood took all I had. They made me smile when it was hard to.

6.  I have been clean and sober since 1976 which is when I cleaned up my act dumping  alcohol and is probably why I am alive today.

7. I love blogging, reading others as much as writing my own.  Even on days when I "have nothing," a blogger that I follow will save my bacon.

Thank you Ginnie for the award and for giving me some words to type today. I so hate that blank page syndrome.

If you also find yourself facing the dreaded blank page, feel free to borrow this challenge.

What do you do for writer's block?

Monday, August 6, 2018

WHICH IS THE LIE

Reworked post from 2013.

The following is a test. Now if you fail, there will be no consequences. If you pass, you and I will both feel pretty good. If you nail it right off, you are either a really good guesser or my most faithful reader for all but one of these I have posted about.  The prize??  Self satisfaction.   

I will list things about myself that I have done or am. These are things I have posted about before but one is a bald faced lie. Your job, if you choose to accept the challenge, is to guess which is the lie.    

To be fair to all, AFTER you post your guess, you can verify whether it was correct by clicking on the links I have provided. If the link brings up my blog it was a truth, if it brings up Wikipedia, you have found the lie.  

Good luck. 

1.   I was solicited by a pimp

2.   I raced a tropical storm in the Atlantic.

3.   I was  a clown in the circus.

4.   I was in a movie. 

5.   I traveled with Gypsies. 

6.   I out ran an ex- convict. 

7.   I turned down swapping spit with Elvis.

8.   I hiked 2 days on  the Appalachian Trail.  

9.   I caught Burt Reynold's eye. 

10. I hobnobbed with a bunch of leopards.

Good luck.

I do  hope some of you try this on your own blogs. I'd love to guess your  "lie."