Saturday, May 23, 2009

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS


Today my friends will write the blog with their e-mails. One is a bit ribald but not really bad. I mean, I don't care who you are, it is funny, Just hope they are new for you. Also some amazing pictures which may be photo shopped but who cares. They are wonderful. Thanks for helping me out folks.



Sometimes you can reach too far!



And when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of,


There is one thing you should always remember.......
Not everyone who shows up......Is there to help you!!!!




Thanks Larry


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A man owned a small Ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit,"says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the Rancher



Thanks Joan


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Pictures sent by Janet.



The snails are my favorite , just beautiful.




This last picture from Joan makes me realize why I am happy I am no longer kayaking in Florida



Thank you my friends.

7 comments :

  1. Cute Patti.. I've gotten some of these via email--but not all. Thanks for sharing!!!

    Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  2. You too Betsy. It is a day to remember the lives lost all too soon.

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  3. Those cows are really wild. They are animals.

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  4. Abe,
    I raised cows for a while and you really don't want to turn your back to them.They are not trustworthy.

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  5. Love the photos and the snails are so gorgeous!!

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  6. Sorry, I don't have any pics but how I laughed for the story. I have a friend living in coutrysite and I have absolutely tell that for him.Thank's Patti, have a nice day.

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  7. kenju
    I love photogs who can take something most people would walk right by and display it with such wonderful composition,detail and beauty.
    Kind of like what you do with flowers.

    Blue
    So glad you enjoyed it and can pass it on to your country friend.

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